Song for the post: Lazy song by Bruno Mars
Hmmmm last week, Mr. Cramps decided to visit and trust me it was not roses and chocolate 😭. I could not eat, my legs went on a break, my stomach and head were fighting on who could hold my attention longer and as usual I felt irritated by everything (and every guy 🤣) which resulted in loss of appetite. Here I am today though, writing a long due eulogy for Mr. Cramps do enjoy and give me feed backs 😘.
He comes visiting: wanted or unwanted,
He never minds the moment,
He comes with his own movement,
He is a visitor that takes over the house.
He gives no care for pity,
His thoughts are not of mercy but justice,
He has always been a resident unknown
That dwells in every feminine abode.
He troubles the home,
He takes control of the household,
He never minds the environment,
He just shows off his divine ordainment.
He is the commandant,
The owner of the house is but a sergeant.
Every word of his is a commandment
Until he leaves to come again after adjournment.
HE IS THE HARSH MONTHLY VISITOR
To all girls out there who don’t have cramps, I don’t pray you do. For those of us who experience not only cramps but either post or pre and maybe both, God go help us oooooooo.
Edited by AKINỌLÁ, Tolúlọpẹ́ Joseph TDB
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